Holy shit, the official high quality trailer for AMC’s The Walking Dead. I’m GODdamned pumped. It starts on Halloween Night and the pilot is 90 minutes. Fucking watch it.
That music at the end fits so perfectly.
EXCITED.
As we all know, Clowns are one of the most frightening things on the planet. They look scary, they act scary, they murder scarily, and they entirely are scary. I rest my case. However, since that wouldn’t make for a very good article, here ya go.
They Look Scary- Have you ever seen a clown? This is a clown.
Seriously, look at this piece of shit.
Red lips. Multi-colored hair. Face paint. Frilly clothes. By themselves, people can look like anything from a whore, a punk, a Kabuki actor, or a Shakespearean character. However, the combination of all of these things makes a bat-shit terrifyingly horrific creature of the night. How is it that clowns are still around in this day and age? Everybody can agree that they’re scary as shit, but we still let them near our children. What the fuck.
They Act Scary- Do you know why most people don’t go around, kidnapping children, and slapping nuns with fish? Because it’s fucked up, that’s why. That’s what clowns do every day of their goddamn lives and we should hang all of them. Probably with ropes that are on fire with trapeze artists on the end of them. Just you watch, the next time you turn on the news, it’ll be about clowns kidnapping and molesting the shit out of a bus of children. Premonition.
Then they turn the children into one of them.
They Murder Scarily- Clowns have no definite M.O. They’re all over the place when it comes to murder. Pick your poison, chainsaw, cannibalism, shooting, poison, knife, bigger knife, grenade, glitter-death, awesome launcher, super combustibles. Stuff like that.
Just another day for Ronald.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, stay the fuck away from me, clowns.
