Why do Weird groups and people post here?

I don’t get a lot of comments on this blog, but when I do, they’re almost always the weirdest things I’ve ever read. Here are two odd comments that have been made and how I’ve responded to them.

This was posted in my article about Clowns from last week:

“Dear friend we accidently found a group named fuck india on facebook after that we searched for anti indian groups and found lots of anti indian groups are there and then we searched for anti us groups and dosn’t able to find a single one. In fuck india group they uploaded
videos showing that some one is raping mother india. Is it ok for u. and one itresting fact
that facebook already received more than 10 lakh request to close fuck india group but they
are not closing the group.

So we are forced to think that why indians are using facebook and compromising with the dignity of our country. Atlast we came to thought that none of the indian networking sites
are available for indians and they need one to communicate and that forced us to develope
a indian social network http://inbook.in where we can communicate make friends and do what
ever we want even you can advertise your product and business free of cost. and we are also
donating 10 paisa / new user for the welfare of childrens in our country and al this we are
doing only for protest against the facebook attitude because we thought instead of filing
request to close fuck india group if only 2000 members quit face book then they will defineltly
close the fuck india group because if they lose the members it means they will lose the revnue
so at last only one thing

be indian be inbooker join http://inbook.in

waiting for your reply
I think you will help me in my mission. Waiting for real indians.“

Like, what the fuck does this have to do with anything I've ever written on here?

Right? What the hell? Anyway, here’s my response:

“First of all, I don’t know what the hell this has to do with an article about fucking scary clowns.

Second of all, from skimming your comment, I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t really care about that. I don’t like to see any group of people mis-treated (unless it’s Rosie O’Donnell fans), but we live in America and Americans have their freedom of speech. Most of them use it for racism and crap like that, but that’s the way the world is. Closing down a facebook group shan’t stop people from being ignorant and just fucking stupid.
As an epilogue to this response, I would like to point out that my blog gets barely any readers on a good day, so posting your message here was very ill-advised.
Also, what makes you think I’m Indian? It’s not like this blog has any articles that specifically deal with any one race of people, so…yeah.“

Was I too hard on them? I mean, they’ve got enough trouble being persecuted or whatever, but seriously, why get offended at a fucking Facebook group? That’s like if someone made a group called, “Kill all the Honkys”. I wouldn’t take that shit personally, I would probably laugh since ‘Honky’ is one of my favorite words, though.

Here is Google's interpretation of 'Honky'.

Then, there was this guy who said that Russian guys were holding him captive and forcing him to sell penis pills. Well, I guess he puts it best:

“I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia penis enlargement penis enlargement and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forum! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. penis enlargement penis enlargement They’re coming back now. vimaxvimax Please send help! nitip penis enlargement penis enlargement“

Aw, fuck. I accidentally clicked on the guy’s website (I swear it was accidental. I was copying and pasting and clicked. My penis is fine). Now I have, buypenisenlargement.com in my history.

Anyway, here’s my response:

“If you’re being held by the Russian mob, isn’t that probably your fault? And wouldn’t a better use of your internet, when the mob isn’t raping you and peeling off fingernails, of course, to be actually asking someone for real help instead of trying to increase the size of their junk?
Fuck you.“

Or, more importantly, fuck the guys who are apparently forcing you to do this.

So, yeah. Feel free to post your insane ads or whatever on the blog and this sort of thing may turn into regular posts.