Heroes Season 3 Discrepancies, Dawg

So, the past week or so, I’ve been watching the second and third seasons of Heroes, everyone’s favorite show about people with superpowers (for one season). Anyway, as much as people have said how bad the second season and such was, I just don’t see it. The only thing I’ve never liked about the show is Hayden Panettiere and Ali Larter. Both play the weakest characters and don’t deserve the spotlight their characters usually get in the show.

"Hi, I ruin good shows and the public's image of sexy! Tee hee!"

It also doesn’t help that there’s several lines in the script alluding to how ‘hot’ Claire is. Fuck that. It’s like how romantic comedies keep trying to force the idea on us that Drew Barrymore deserves to be a leading lady or that Julia Roberts is talented.

Anyway, as much as I loathe Claire, there’s other things I want to talk about, hilariously enough, some of them are about how much Claire sucks. And she does.

1. Fucking Claire- Remember how in the beginning of the third season, Sylar finally gets Claire’s powers? And then she can’t feel pain anymore? Then remember how literally everything that a normal person would find painful happened to her, she would still wince and act like she was in pain? Fuck Claire, man. She sucks so much. A friend of mine suggested that it could just be that she’s instinctively wincing since a person would be used to it, but fuck that, she’s not that good of an actress. When she’s on the plane with Elle, going to Pine Hearst, she grabs Elle’s hand to conduct her electricity because otherwise the plane would crash and she would be fine. Anyway, when she grabs her hand to channel lightning that she can’t even see, she basically freaks out. Fuck you, Claire.

2. That guy in the Comic Book store- This is from volume 4, where Claire, being the self-righteous little bitch that she is, tries to save this guy who works at the comic book store that happens to be like, 20 feet from her house. Anyway, when she reveals her ability (not before him mentioning that she’s hot, fucking liar), he reveals that he never told anyone about his power and whatever. Fucking BULL SHIT. Someone that works in a fucking comic book store would be out, prowling the streets fighting crime or trying to get the President to hire them to fight terrorists if they found out they had powers. Fuck you.

This man is a liar.

3. Rebel- Goddammit, Micah did not need to be in season 2 let alone season 3. Not only were all of his scenes incredibly awkward because of the ol’ puberty, but he was like 9. There’s no way that he was completely over his mother’s death within 2 or so months so he could help other people with powers. I fucking hate him. Which brings up my next point.

4. Goddamn Ali Larter- Her damnation of Claire Redfield aside, Ali Larter was the worst character in season 1 (just before Claire got all self-righteous and bitchy) and when she finally gets killed off in season 2, they fucking bring her back as her own character’s sister. Why do you do these things, Tim Kring? Do you really wonder why the show got canceled just as it was getting good and Sylar was finally an official Hero? Fuck!

I'm guessing that when she was handed Resident Evil 2 and Code Veronica for reference material for Resident Evil: Apocalypse, she just said, "Nah, I'll wing it! How bad can it be?" Answer: Fucking awful.

5. The entire fucking plot line- As much as I liked the Villains storyline since Sylar sort of took center stage and almost became a good guy, the story made no fucking sense. Peter kept telling his dad and his brother about how giving people powers would basically cause the end of the world or whatever, so what’s their response? No, it’s okay, see, we’re gonna give everyone powers and that’s gonna prevent your future from happening! It’s fool-proof! It fucking isn’t.

Then in Fugitives, Nathan decides that everyone with powers needs to be rounded up and put in concentration camps so they can find a cure to take away people’s kick-ass abilities. I’m not even gonna talk about how Nathan himself has powers since it’s irrelevant, but what the fuck is wrong with that big-headed cocksucker? Granted, the people that it showed them pick up could be construed as dangerous, you know, if every single one of them wasn’t a good guy. But we’ve been shown people that can breath underwater, and hear really well, and be able to tell when someone’s lying. Like, what the fuck could they do that’s a threat to national security? And Hiro didn’t even have powers for fuck’s sake! And then what does he do when they’re trying to capture Sylar, probably the most dangerous superhuman on the planet? Fucking normal soldiers. They attack Sylar at least twice, and both times he kills the shit out of them. Fuck.

Don't let the adorable kitty fool you. Sylar is the one person in the entire goddamn series that remains entirely awesome throughout the whole show.

And before I get comments telling me how bitchy I’m being, I know I am, but I’m the one with the blog and you chose to come here and read it.